Kamikaze Pro: Sky’s The Limit

elligeroKamikaze Pro – Sky’s The Limit
Hadley Stadium, Smethwick
Sunday 27th April 2014

If you read my article about the last Kamikaze Pro event Over The Top, you will know that I’m a big fan of the promotion. I’ve been lucky enough to take in three or four of their shows now and the quality just keeps improving. As I mentioned in a previous post, my memory is not really my best attribute so the order in which I get to these matches may not be the order in which they occurred, my apologies for that. Nonetheless, it was a stacked card and lived up to the moniker of being arguably the biggest independent wrestling show in Birmingham ever. With the already great roster being joined by Steve Corino, Petey Williams and AR Fox, there was some serious star power on display – but enough about Ryan Smile. Let’s get down to business.

The Hunter Brothers(c) v The Banghra Knights
(for the Kamikaze Pro Tag Team Championship)

I’m pretty sure this was the opening match. The whole show was a pretty balls-to-the-wall affair so it’s hard to put the pieces together. I remember how hard these guys went, that’s for sure. It must have been close to a 30 minute match, full of ebbs-and-flows, beatdowns and comebacks, non-stop action. It’s good to see real tag team wrestling, with actual teamwork and team manoeuvres. I’d already thoroughly enjoyed seeing these two respective teams in action, but it was a treat to see them face off against each other. At the end of a gruelling, competitive encounter, The Hunters walked out still Champions after graciously shaking hands and embracing their opponents – a touch of class that every fan likes to see.

El Ligero v Chris Brookes v Marshall X v Dan Moloney
(Winner becomes #1 Contender for the Relentless Division Championship)

This was an entertaining Fatal 4 Way Elimination Match full of different characters. With a chance to fight for the Relentless Division title at stake, these four went out there and caused mayhem. Not for the last time at this show, an elderly lady at ringside got heavily involved in the action. At one point, she was chasing Moloney around the building with her walking stick. El Ligero was the clear fan favourite and I have to say, I was marking out for him myself. When the fighting had been restored to the ring itself, the Mexican superstar ended the match as the last man standing and picked up the victory. The elderly lady seemed to be more than content with this result.

Petey Williams v Damian Dunne

For the end of the first half, we were treated to one of the three marquee names on the show, in former TNA X-Division Champion Petey Williams. He came out looking better than ever and with a confident swagger. I was therefore surprised to see him dominated for the majority of his match. Dunne did a great job of keeping him grounded for the most part, all the while teasing the crowd. Eventually, Williams rallied with the encouragement of the fans and hit his famous Canadian Destroyer finisher to get the win, almost out of nowhere. He was then kind enough to pose for some pictures with fans in the ring, including the now legendary “Super Gran”.

grannyRobbie X(c) v AR Fox
(for the Relentless Division Championship)

This was easily the match of the night. I mean, this was absolutely insane! I didn’t know much more about AR Fox, than what I’d heard from the Kamikaze Pro news feeds before the show. I could never have expected a performance like this. The guy has to be one of the best high flyers I’ve ever seen. Some of the moves he was pulling off from the top rope, and to the outside were just ridiculous. To make this truly special, we needed someone equally capable to make this a great match. That is exactly what we had in Robbie X. I’ve seen the guy wrestle a few times now, and this was the best I’ve seen from him.

Every time I thought this match was over, and that these guys were done, it was a long two count and the action continued. When it was finally all said and done, Robbie retained the title and AR Fox grabbed the microphone to congratulate him and put him over as an equal. If you are planning on getting the DVD for this show, this match is reason enough on it’s own. Do it!

Ryan Smile(c) v Eddie Dennis
(for the Kamikaze Pro Championship)

Ryan Smile came out at the very start of the show and had an altercation with the acting GM about getting more main event matches. He was told to first concern himself with defending the Kamikaze Pro Championship against “The Pride of Wales” before worrying about getting matches with overseas talent. When the match came around, the two competitors were greeted by boos. The two bad guys had a rough and tough, no thrills match for the gold. Eddie Dennis – who is one of my favourite guys on the roster – took the Champ to the limit. They brawled inside and outside the ring, but when it came down to it, The All Day Star came out on top and continued his reign of over 300 days as Champion. He then stuck a poster featuring his future opponent Juventud Guerrera down his trunks. The Champ meets the former WWE/WCW Cruiserweight Champion at Broken Down City on May 25th.

corinoSteve Corino v Pete Dunne

“The King of Old School” started out cagey against “Dynamite” Pete Dunne, not wanting to succumb to his opponent’s superior speed and agility. He did take a second to admire Pete’s skills, wishing he could dive and tangle himself in the ropes, like his younger counterpart. “Maybe next time” he said. When they really got into it, things got messy. The two brawled all over ringside and threw each other through sets of chairs numerous times. People in the crowd scrambled to get out of the way. For probably the tenth time, a “This is awesome” chant took over the building. When things accelerated back into the ring itself, Corino and Dunne both tried to get the upper hand but neither one could keep the other down for long. However, eventually it was Pete Dunne who came out on top with a hard fought victory.

The legendary former ECW Heavyweight Champion Corino congratulated his opponent and cut a heartfelt promo about his love of the business, and his connection to England and it’s people. This was a real great way to end the night.

Overall, it was another evening well spent. The next Kamikaze Pro event Broken Down City can’t come soon enough. You can get all the details on everything K-Pro here. If you live in or around the Birmingham area, and you aren’t checking these guys out, you’re just foolish. Don’t miss out on some of the best professional wrestling in the country, right on your very doorstep.

Thanks for reading,

Craig [Editor]



First review of the New Year; hope everyone had a good one!

We start with a hype package for new World Heavyweight Champion Magnus, The first British champ in 108 years apparently! They list his measurements, saying ’17 Stone’ which will probably confuse all the Americans watching.

Kurt Angle heads to the ring and depresses everyone with how bad his last year has been. Bobby Roode interrupts quickly and jumps to the conclusion that Kurt is retiring. Kurt denies this and challenges Roode to ‘one more match’. This just made me think of Christian and how good that gimmick was. Roode says he will accept if Kurt’s career is on the line. Kurt then adds that it will be in a steel cage (time for THAT Moonsault guys). They start to brawl, until Rockstar Spud appears and makes a tag match later on tonight.

Backstage Dixie is handed a note saying ‘see you tonight’ with no name, and goes to investigate it.

Gail Kim and Lei’D Tapa are in the ring as we come back from commercial. Tapa is holding the Knockouts belt looking really bored, almost like she’s being forced. I don’t really understand why they’re mates, they never actually explained it.


This was a good match, with Madison picking up the win in her first singles match since her return. She looked really good, no ring rust at all. This win should make her number one contender, because well…there’s no other Knockouts is there?


Madison Rayne celebrating her win – Source: Impact Wrestling


Fucking great match, as you’d expect. Aries stayed in control 90% of the match, hitting every move you’d expect. As he was preparing for his running Dropkick, Sabin pressured Velvet into getting involved. She looked like she was gonna cry, but then climbed onto the ring apron. AA then turned to tell her to get down, but ended up receiving a lowblow and a Small Package AND LOSE THE TITLE.

A Double nailing Sabin with a Missile Dropkick – Source: Impact Wrestling

I hate when titles change hands so quickly. It works for the story-line, but he could’ve just won his defense last week in the same way. Sabin grabbed a mic afterwards and said he had one person to thank…himself.


They aired a vignette for Shaw about a month ago, showing him on a date with Christy Hemme. He came across as a massive weirdo. He now wears a jumper, white jeans and leather gloves. No skin on display at all. After every single move, he stared at Hemme, especially as he locked on a Standing Triangle Choke, which put Norv to sleep. What a creep! Hemme announced him as the winner, but didn’t put any emotion into it, wasted opportunity.

Backstage James Storm reacts to learning Kurt is teaming with Gunner, by asking Roode to be his.


Gunner gets a few cheers as he makes his entrance, looks like they’re doing a double turn. Not sure it’s for the best to turn Storm heel, as much as I dislike him, he’s definitely over with the crowd. Storm really acted like a heel in this, viciously attacking Gunner whenever he could. This lead to a lovely ending, with Gunner holding Roode in a Torture Rack, as Storm slid into the ring and nailed him with a Superkick. Roode then finished him for the 3 count.

I’ve completely changed my mind; I want a heel Beer Money – Source: Impact Wrestling

Ethan Carter III heads to the ring and disses Jeff Hardy. He mocks him by saying ‘my creatures, my creatures’ in an English accent and doing gun fingers. I laughed quite a lot. ECIII asks Christy to announce Jeff to the ring, but he’s not even in the arena. ECIII doesn’t care and goes to count him out: ‘1…2…EC3…4’ AMAZING. Sting steams out, and basically pressures EC3 into a match with him. Ethan agrees, but it’ll be in two weeks.


Bully comes out wearing a hoodie and jeans, and just stands in the corner looking down. Park heads over nervously, but gets kicked in the dick for his troubles. Park wins by DQ.

Bully then pulls out a bottle of lighter fluid and covers Park in it, all over his face. He pulls out a cheap lighter, not a zippo that would actually work if you dropped it, a cheap one. Mr. Kennedy runs out to make the save, but gets fluid in the eyes. He backs into a corner and Bully holds up the lighter. Then he leaves. I don’t get it.


Spud and EC3 are in the ring, surrounded by Union Jack flags and a throne. Spud talks about the Royal Family, and gets a ‘USA’ chant. He responds to it by saying ‘no, no, Dixieland!’ and stops the chant completely. Dixie comes out and talks about Magnus like she fancies him. He finally comes out, looking very smart, like your stereotypical World Champ. I completely love this stable, it’s so over the top. Magnus gets cut off my Gunners music, who heads out with TNA’s Money in the Bank briefcase. Before he can ‘cash in’, Spud and EC3 attack. Magnus prepares to hit him with the belt, but gets surprised by the returning AJ STYLES. They hold up their respective belts, exactly like CM Punk and John Cena did. AJ lays down a ‘Champion vs Champion’ challenge, and Magnus accepts. They stare each other down as the show ends.


The two champions stare each other down – Source: Impact Wrestling

I’ve seen a lot of rumours recently about AJ actually leaving TNA and heading to ROH. I can never tell if they are works or not, if they’re true I’m guessing next week will be his final appearance. That would be a huge shame.

As always you can contact me with any thoughts, or even if you just want to chat about wrestling at @jrholberry on twitter.


TNA: Did Jeff Hardy really retire on Impact?

hardydixieHardy and Dixie have a strained relationship – Source: Impact Wrestling


Tonight’s recap video shows us Magnus’ surprising heel turn and World Title win. I’m all for it, putting the title on someone new and different (and British).

Rockstar Spud heads to the ring getting quite a lot of heat, seemingly a Jeff Hardy loving crowd. He introduces Dixie, who is followed by Hardy. On the way to the ring, he reaches over the barrier to say hello to some kids, one of which is in a wheelchair. Always nice to see stuff like that, but surely he should be furious/focused about getting screwed last week? Jeff begins to air his grievances, until Spud starts screaming at him. After squaring up to Spud, Jeff gets thrown out of the ring by Ethan Carter III, who appeared out of nowhere. Sting walks to the ring, and the two young men sprint away from the t-shirt wearing 54 year old. Sting asks for a tag match against Spud and EC3 tonight, and Dixie confidently accepts.

As we come back from commercial, Dixie is still in the ring. Again she’s interrupted by Gunner and his Money in the…Feast briefcase. He asks for a match tonight, but Magnus is away, promoting the upcoming TNA tour. I felt this was bad scheduling, this should’ve been the show where Magnus makes a statement. James Storm heads to the ring to shout about his issues, and Dixie decides they will fight next, with the briefcase on the line.


Pretty standard match, which came to an end quickly when both men were counted out. They continued to fight up the ramp, hitting each other with stiff punches whilst referees tried to pull them apart. To be continued.

Backstage Bully Ray is sitting with his sunglasses on in a dark room. Brooke Tessmacher appears and says she is going to air all his dirty secrets in the ring for binning her off. Bully says that isn’t a good idea, and she walks away. No idea where they’re going with this quiet character, I don’t like it. They’re taking away everything that’s good about Bully.

We see a video of Magnus (should be there live, not pre-recorded!) talking about he’s been booked…seriously. This drove me insane, he was going in and out of kayfabe, making no sense at all. What an awful start to this title reign.

Brooke T heads to the ring and asks Bully to join her. He heads out to no music, looking like a moody bouncer on a rainy night. She cusses him out, and goes to leave. Bully stops her and destroys her by subtly insulting her abilities in ‘the bedroom’. He then says he wants her to spread his word, how sadistic he can be. This was actually pretty creepy, but TNA decided to pipe in ominous music over the top and made it cheesy. I wanted to see a powerbomb through a table but you know.


Daniels and Kazarian beat Park with weapons for the first 10 minutes. Kaz teases a chair shot, but Daniels stops him saying ‘we don’t want him to bleed!’ ABOUT TIME. They work the back and stomach instead, lovely bit of logic. Park gets the upper hand for a bit, choosing a Boston Crab instead of using a weapon for a quick 3 count. Daniels takes him out with a crutch and he rolls out of the ring. EY heads down to encourage him, but receives a beating too. Park eventually gets hit with a kendo stick that was meant for Eric, and blades. A LOT. His face, chest and hands are completely covered in blood as he annihilates both opponents and picks up the win.

Never happy to see BI lose, and I’m sure ‘Abyss’ wouldn’t have been able to beat them alone anyway!


This was a decent match, your standard ‘big v not as big’. ODB trying repeatedly to gain control but getting shut down. Lei’D picked up the win after Gail distracted the referee. Gail then grabbed the mic and said it was a message to her former friend, Madison Rayne. I think people are way more interested in the two women that just fought.

Backstage Chris Sabin is talking to Velvet Sky about losing his X-Divison Title. She calmly says it wasn’t her fault, and Sabin responds by saying he needs a woman who will stand by him. Velvet pleads for him to come round, but he walks away. What the hell is going on in this storyline!


Dixie appears on the screen, and finally gets to finish her announcement. She adds the Bro-Mans to the match, making it 4 on 2. Jeff continued to sell his injuries from last weeks match the whole time, which is something I think is important in Wrestling. You need to believe that someone could lose, to make their comeback/hot tag/etc feel so much more rewarding. John Cena’s recent elbow comes to mind, even whilst legitimately injured he doesn’t sell it. The four heels use quick tags to wear Hardy down, but look weak in doing so. When Sting finally gets the tag, the crowd go insane. He takes out everyone, and then again by swinging Spud around. Out of nowhere, EC3 rolls up Sting with a handful of tights and gets the win. Pretty huge deal on paper.

As Dixie’s lads celebrate on the ramp, Jeff grabs a mic. He says he wanted to become a ‘professional wrestling’ (Botchamania) because of his partner, Sting. He says he wants to fight, but he has no fight left, and retires. Sting implores him to reconsider as Jeff dumps his shirt and those arm things in the ring, and leaves.

As always you can contact me with any thoughts, or even if you just want to chat about wrestling at @jrholberry on twitter.


Joseph Holberry

TNA: Jeff Hardy and Magnus go to Dixieland at Final Resolution


Dixie Carter and Jeff Hardy – Source: Impact Wrestling


Tonight’s show starts with Magnus cutting an inspirational and slightly cliché promo about ‘loving the business’. He brings up the footage of Jeff Hardy meeting Dixie Carter after last weeks show, trying to turn the crowd against him. Jeff comes out, and doesn’t really deny it, which leads Magnus to bring up Jeff joining Immortal in 2010. Jeff says that was ‘a different person’ and scarpers off. The crowd don’t really care and cheer Hardy anyway.


This must be their 3rd match this month? I don’t mind seeing the two of them fight, but it just seems too often. The first pinfall comes early, with Roode hitting a TKO type move after a low blow. Angle recovered and fired back with a lot of suplex’s, and nailed an Angle Slam for the second fall. Both men changed their game to submissions after this, trying to wear their opponent down. Roode kicked out of an Angle Slam, even though he didn’t kick out of one earlier in the match, when he was fresh…The Ending came with Roode rolling up Angle whilst grabbing the rope, cheap ending, this storyline isn’t over.

Backstage we see James Storm and Gunner arguing like an old married couple.

Video package for Madison Rayne’s return last week.

Ethan Carter III is with Jeremy Borash, saying that he’s sure his case from last week will be something good. His phone rings, and his ring tone is his theme, excellent. Dixie tells him she has no idea what’s in his case, and is powerless to alter it.

Eric Young is in the ring with some Christmas presents, which he says will remind Joseph Park of his past. He invites JP out, and straight up tells him that he is Abyss. Park is still denying it, so EY tells him to start unwrapping. He reveals a chair, a bag of tacks, barbed wire, and finally the nail board thing Abyss used to have. Park then accepts EY’s idea of a Monsters Ball match against Bad Influence next week. Looks like the end is soon for this one!


Zema Ion starts us off saying ‘I’m almost certain I’m going home tonight…WITH GOLD AROUND MY WAIST’ and then did loads of air horn noises, I absolutely lost it. He then opened his case to find an X Division Title shot, good for him. Still no mention of his medical problems, waste of a good story.

Gunner says even though they’ve been having problems, he will team with Storm if it’s a tag match. He then opens his case to find a World Heavyweight Title shot, and starts shouting about deserving it. Storm looks on, completely jealous.

Sting enters the room to shout at EC3 a bit, whilst Chavo says that he’s had to fight his way into the business…not like his entire family were Wrestling before he was born or anything. I hate Chavo. So when he opened his case and got FIRED I was very pleased. That leaves EC3 with the Tag Title shot, and he celebrates with Dixie as Sting looks frustrated.


The match was basically a build towards Madison’s hot tag, who looks in insanely good shape considering she’s had a kid recently. Madison gets the win over Gail with a quick roll up. They’re really giving all the matches enough time tonight. Crazy that TNA have a tiny female roster, but have two storylines running simultaneously.


First off, I’ll explain what a Dixieland match is. You have to escape the cage, head up the ramp, climb a ladder and grab the title.

The match started pretty average, Hardy sticking to his high flying style, getting the better of Magnus and his inexperience (in comparison). Interesting spot where Jeff tried to escape via the hole in the cage the camera shoots through, never seen that before. After some back and forth action, Jeff hit a Whisper in the Wind from the top of the cage, insane that he still does stuff like that. Both men climb out the cage, on opposite sides. EC3 stops Magnus from reaching the floor, but ends up on the receiving end of a Twist of Fate.

Jeff then took out Magnus and makes his way up the ramp. He throws his shirt in Dixie’s face, and climbs up the ladder. This causes Rockstar Spud to come out and push the ladder over, which resulted in Hardy taking one of the most disgusting bumps I’ve seen in a long time. Jeff flipped sideways onto the solid ramp (worth checking out). Magnus then climbed the ladder and grabbed the title, and celebrated with Dixie and Spud. EC3 looked a bit miffed, which I honestly cannot tell if it’s part of the angle or not.

I really liked tonight’s show, seemed to fly by, and concluded with something interesting to pull you back in.

As always you can contact me with any thoughts, or even if you just want to chat about wrestling at @jrholberry on twitter.


Joseph Holberry

TNA: Bully Ray blindsides Mr. Anderson before Feast or Fired match

feastorfiredFeast or Fired main event – Source: http://www.cagesideseats.com


Tonight’s recap is solely about AJ Styles and his disappearance with the TNA World Title belt. This then takes us to a shot of Rockstar Spud in his car, telling Dixie that he is in Georgia, looking for AJ.

In the ring, Jeremy Borash is stood with the Feast or Fired briefcases (I’ll explain that later) and the wheel of Dixie. Before he can explain why, Kurt Angle flies to the ring, and throws everything about. He calls out Bobby Roode for screwing him last week, and he comes straight out. Kurt says he could beat Roode twice in one night, and they two men brawl. Roode sucker-punches Kurt when his arms were held, and makes a 2 out of 3 falls match next week.

We see a montage of Bad Influence bullying Joseph Park, but they don’t really dwell on the fact he got found out as a liar last week.


BI use every tag team heel tactic I can think of in this match. They kept Park in their corner for the majority of the match and use double team moves to build towards EY’s hot tag. After throwing both members of BI out of the ring, EY confused the entire crowd by screaming at Park, getting him in a headlock and legitimately punching him in the forehead. He then BLADED ON A STANDARD TV TAPING and turned into Abyss. He annihilated both of their opponents and got the 3 count.

After the bell EY got on the mic and revealed that Park is in fact, Abyss. Park denied it as they crowd shouted their disagreement. Is the end in sight? Also, stop blading every week!


I KNOW I KNOW. Before the bloodbath can commence, Sting heads to the ring. He sarcasms all over the place, and says Ethan doesn’t deserve the spot he has. Sting mentions the FOF match, and then demands a match with EC3. He responds by saying you’re on, but he was actually referring to the FOF! SWERVE!

Rockstar Spud is still looking for AJ, including using a paper map, do people still use them?


This started as a Gail Kim challenge, into ODB challenging Tapa, then broke down into all three women fighting. ODB was then saved by returning knockout Madison Rayne. TNA desperately need more knockouts, so I’m all for it. The faces clothesline Tapa over the top, and hug like they don’t have a huge history.

Spud is in a redneck bar asking for info on AJ. He asks the barmaid for a ‘ladyboy chaser’, and then attempts to sing ‘God Save the Queen’ by the Sex Pistols with the bar band. He ends up tangled in fairy lights and thrown out, which I couldn’t help but laugh at. He then drives to AJ’s house, don’t know how he knows where that is.

Jeff Hardy and Magnus face each other in the ring before their World Title final match next week. Jeff started a ‘HARDY’ chant again, urgh. Magnus plays the heel by default. Dixie basically says she’s open to bribes, and the two chaps look confused.

Spud breaks into AJ’s house, talks to a taxidermy moosehead, but eventually finds the Title Belt. AJ turns the lights on, and scares Spud to death, mentioning calling some friends, ‘pulp fiction style’. Spud runs away, probably because AJ was threatening to rape him.


This match seems to have come out of nowhere, it should have been hyped more considering it’s a title match. With TNA being so shoddy, I have no idea if you can cash in the X title for a World Title shot anymore…hmm. Now I think about it, more people should be trying to win this belt, it’s basically a way of jumping the rankings. Anyway, this match was as great as you’d expect, both men are veterans, and are in their element. Saying that, I wasn’t a fan of the result/shenanigans. AA won clean after a brainbuster, and didn’t seem to have worked hard for the victory. I don’t like the way Sabin loses week after week. AA doesn’t need the win or the title.

Velvet Sky continues to stay face, taking Sabin’s abuse and doing nothing about it, just turn her heel! Edge and Lita style. Male fans will still fancy her, and that’s pretty much her only worry.

Backstage Sabin blames AA for putting his Mrs. in harms way, even though it was all him. They both put themselves forward for FOF tonight.

We have 4 briefcases on poles, in each corner of the ring. 3 of the briefcases contain a shot at each of TNA’s titles; World Title, X Division and Tag Team. The forth, however, contains a pink slip, meaning the winner will be fired.

As Mr. Anderson makes his entrance, he gets blind-sided by Bully Ray, who piledrives him on the stage and then recites a poem. Lose the poem, it doesn’t suit you. The majority of the competitors take turns diving to the outside, ending with Samoa Joe hitting a Suicide Dive that destroyed everyone, must’ve been like a bus flying through the air. As everyone is recovering, EC3 grabs case 3.

The commentators make no reference to this being Zema Ions first match since his return, which pissed me off, especially when he grabs case number 2! AA shows absolutely no fatige in his second match of the night, as he nails 5 running dropkicks, and hits two men with a 450 splash. Hernandez assists his partner Chavo Guerrero in grabbing case 4, even though they have no idea what’s inside. After a Tower of Doom spot, Gunner crotched his own partner (James Storm) to take down case 1.

We see Jeff Hardy meeting Dixie Carter at a resturant as we go off air, and that’s it for tonight!

As always you can contact me with any thoughts, or even if you just want to chat about wrestling at @jrholberry on twitter.


Joseph Holberry

TNA: Angle and Magnus in Last Man Standing main event!


Last Man Standing semi-final – Source: World Wrestling Entertainment


Tonight’s recap video is very strange, showing us animated clones watching last weeks action on an old fashioned/post apocalyptic cinema screen. TNA don’t tend to do stuff like this, caught me by surprise.

Kurt Angle heads to the ring, and talks about his World Title Tournament match. Magnus, his opponent for said match, interrupts him and basically plays the heel for tonight. They talk about how they’ve been friends for a while, but won’t hold back blah blah. Bobby Roode then heads out and says it’s all futile because he’s going to the final either way. Jeff Hardy then heads out dragging a table, and says some stuff about creatures, then starts a ‘Hardy’ chant, I hate that.


I always think Tables matches are interesting, just because the competitors have to think about what they’re doing, you’re basically taking away the standard idea of pin/submission. At approximately the 5 minute mark, both men fall from the apron through a table. Brian Hebner doesn’t know who went through first (even on the replay I couldn’t even tell, good job lads). After discussing it with his fellow referees, he restarted the match. Interesting spot with Roode rolling off a table onto the mat, but Hardy continuing his plan by doing a Swanton Bomb OVER the table and connecting, looked great. The ending came when Hardy connected with that upside down spinning Enziguri thing onto Roode, who fell from the apron through a table. Decent match, I’d rather have Roode go over though.

Backstage – Dixie Carter tells us that AJ Styles agent has sent her a document saying AJ Styles is sending her something, hopefully the World Title belt.


Yes…really. Earl refuses, but EC3 retorts that he works for the Carter family, so he will do as he’s told. New Chief of Staff Rockstar Spud sends out Brian Hebner to ref the match, as Ethan tells Earl to lay down. Earl hesitates for a second, and EC3 screams threats at him until he complies. Brian counts the pin slowly and then is ordered to roll his own father out of the ring. Earl falls out of the ring like he’s actually had a match…idiot. Spud and Ethan celebrate as the crowd boo loudly. I actually liked this, it felt really awkward and EC3 came across completely petty and spoilt.

Backstage – Dixie is talking to the roster, she’s bringing back ‘Feast or Fired’ next week (4 briefcases, 3 title shots, one pink slip).

Bad Influence come to the ring, to reveal the truth about Joseph Park. He follows them out probably 20 seconds later, says he doesn’t care what they have to say, and rips up the envelope they brought with them. Kaz says ‘well done fat man, you can tear up an envelope’, and they tell the backstage people to air their discovery on the big screen instead. It shows us Kaz and Daniels at the address on Joseph Parks business card, an office complex in Chicago. They head to the suite itself, and find an empty office. They ask the buildings secretary what happened to the Park lawfirm, and she says it closed down 13 years ago. In the ring, Park asks BI to leave him alone, until Kaz spits in his face, screams ‘LIAR’ and they jump him. Eric Young runs out to make the save, and challenges the two of them to a tag match next week. This felt really dark, not heel-funny at all, I genuinely felt relieved when EY ran out, Taz broke character to say it had gone too far.


Best thing about this match was resident DJ Zema Ion hitting the air-horn button about 50 times, throughout the entire match, no matter who was in control at the time. The faces pretty much dominated the whole thing, which I didn’t like. Storm connected with a Superkick on Jesse, and went for the pin. As this was happening, Robbie E spat beer into Gunners face. Gunner then attacked him, and subsequently shoved the referee as he tried to split it up. DQ win for the Bro-Mans.


Squashtastic, nobody cared. At least Tapa actually tried to get involved this week, until ODB made the save. Weirdly I feel that Gail, Knockouts Champion, is actually a side note for her bodyguards rivalry.


Basically Kurt can make anyone look like a million dollars. This felt quite a lot slower than the other matches on the card, a lot more technical than I thought it’d be, especially as a LMS match. Kurt had the match won after an Angle Slam but obviously the ref was down. This gave Roode the chance to run to the ring and take out Kurt with a hard spine-buster. Kurt stayed down for the count, and Magnus progresses to the final. I’ve always thought LMS matches were basically no-DQ, so I don’t know why there had to be a ref bump.

Roode ran back after the bell to attack Angle, only for Jeff Hardy to make the save. He then squared up to Magnus to promote their match next week.

Dixie’s package was actually a kids version of the TV title, sigh.

As always you can contact me with any thoughts, or even if you just want to chat about wrestling at @jrholberry on twitter.


Joseph Holberry

TNA: Aces & Eights are given an official funeral on Impact

acesandeightsYou won’t be seeing this anymore – Source: forum.fnnation.com


IT’S OVER, ACES & 8’S ARE DONE. That’s my main positive thought going into tonight’s show, the ending of a storyline that got stale months ago.

Dixie comes to the ring to start the show, HHH style. She gets booed to death as usual, but quickly gets to the point. She’s hired a chief-of-staff, and it’s tiny British wrestler Rockstar Spud. She mentions how the British treat royalty, which I thought was incredibly ironic for a Thanksgiving special show. Spud cuts a heel promo about being Dixie’s eyes/ears, and then calls her his Queen to loud boos and USA chants. Dixie swoons to that and quickly invites her nephew Ethan Carter III out.


Well known secret, Curry Man is actually Christopher Daniels under a mask, complete with a tiny hat. He starts off by doing a kind of racist Japanese accent, saying hello to the crowd, and then going full blown into the language. All I heard was ‘KENTA’ before Carter attacked and didn’t let up. The crowd chanted you can’t wrestle at one point, no idea why. EC3 obviously got the win, and actually looked dominating for once.

Backstage – The Bro-Mans are backstage with Zema Ion, who hasn’t been on tv for quite some time since having time off with injury issues (started as a muscular thing, but then got very complicated with tumours/medical bills/etc, Google it). Eric Young and ODB appear and tell them they are wrestling Dewey and Fernum tonight, with the losers having to wear turkey suits.


This match was nowhere near as bad as I was expecting, Sky basically trying to bring Tapa down with low kicks and submissions. Tapa eventually kicked her face off and hit her TKO-esque finisher for the win. Not bad.



Turns out Zema is now the BM’s DJ, and he introduces them with new, super obnoxious house music. Robbie and Jesse run down their opposition, whilst Zema hits the air-horn button over and over again, I laughed out loud. The BM’s hit their finisher on one of the jobbers after about ten seconds, and won. The losers put on the turkey suits, and played to the crowd like they didn’t care.

An AJ Styles tour video is shown again, immediately followed by a tantrum from Dixie.

Backstage – Rockstar Spud shouts at a helper backstage about ”toad in the ‘ole” and other British foods. I can see this actually getting entertaining, he came across like a complete bastard.


This reminded me of a segment TNA ran years ago, where Jeff Jarrett and his mates had a funeral for Team 3D. That was brilliant, and so was this. The theme of the funeral was bringing things to put in the coffin that signified the Aces. Highlights went like this; Eric Young crying and not knowing why, Kurt Angle bringing a D-Lo Brown bobblehead, Samoa Joe passing out beers, Mikey Tenay going to put Taz’s vest in the coffin, but saying he strangely found Brooke Tessmacher’s booty shorts under the commentary table (and then pocketing them), EY putting a turkey suit in and screaming ‘I LOVE YOU TURKEYYYY’ whilst being dragged away. Anderson teased putting the signature hammer in, but then decided to keep it as it’s ‘a perfectly good hammer’. Bully Ray interrupted at this point, and threatened Anderson and his family. Looks like this feud isn’t over! Really funny segment, I recommend checking it out.


Backstage – Rockstar Spud shouts at Angela for bringing him ‘revolting’ mash, into it.


This is your standard heel-face team match, loads of cheating, keeping faces away from their teams etc. Sabin rolled up Storm to eliminate him, whilst Gunner was literally within arms reach, he could’ve broken it up before the referee had counted one. Kazarian eliminated Gunner, after a double team move with Daniels. Magnus tried to capitalise with a clothesline off the apron to Daniels, but tweaked his knee doing so. He got taken to the back, leaving Kurt on his own. Kurt was in his element for the next few minutes, suplexing everyone in sight. Roode tried to counterbalance that by bringing in a chair, only for Kurt to take it from him and use it, and getting disqualified…I don’t get it? Sure he hates Roode, but he was completely in control of the match.

Backstage – Storm and Gunner argue, mentioning what I saw earlier. Is Storm gonna turn heel? Gunner is too obvious.


Everyone who won their match tonight, is invited to this dinner. Sabin comes out with his girlfriend Velvet, until Bobby Roode asks him why she’s here. Sabin agrees with him, and asks her to leave to the crowds anger. After each wrestler around the table tells us what they’re thankful for, I realise every winner tonight has been a heel! Kurt comes out with all the faces/losers, and they all brawl/food fight. The show ends with the fans celebrating with faces, as Taz shouts about needing to ID the jobbers.

Notes: Genuinely really fun show tonight, even though a lot of it was on the comedy side, none of it went on too long.

As always you can contact me with any thoughts, or even if you just want to chat about wrestling at @jrholberry on twitter.


Joseph Holberry